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The more he speaks, the more apparent it is that he had no idea what he is talking about.
Legends say that if you put your source code file in Grok, it’ll print out the code and it’ll land on Elon’s desk.
Elon will browse through it and pretend to understand it, then tweet out insults and emojis and says you’re fired. Even though you were never employed by him anyway.
Just give it to grok without expecting your code to come back
that or it’ll be converted into a bunch of swastikas.
I’ve been saying for a long time (since the 2010s tech boom). There’s needs to be a new term the public lexicon termed “poptech” or popular technology. In the same vein has popsci.
The technology anyone knows anymore is oversimplified for general audiences. These days is almost always imparting wrong understanding.
The industry has been rife with grifters. If people catch on then the bottomless pit of funding will become very shallow.
I’m convinced this man has never used a computer
Well according to his lawyer…
This man opens bin files in notepad
And .txt files in Microsoft Word
And gifs on internet explorer
You could see the “ms” IIRC magic tag of exe files in notepad.
I substituted every single include into a single 166 000 line file and sent it. Grok froze :(
keep going, maybe you can bring it down
Are you sure it wasn’t just the frontend on your system that froze?
Nah, Grok took 3 minutes and said along the lines “Something went wrong, try again later”
Probably failed at tokenization or hit a fail safe
If you drag your computer file to the box thingy it will be rendered
deleted by creator
“Now with 80% more MechaHilter comments in your source code file’s source for that extra bonus source! What are ya waiting for??”
ah yes i will upload main_source-code-file.sh and ask it to help why it wont open
The files are in the computer?
No, my son tells me they are in a folder. Now is this folder in the computer?
Why is grok such a resource hog despite being one of the less proeficient AI on the market.
20% of its total computing power is now trying to restrain the shuggoth inside from revealing one of its faces again
It could even be a nice joke if it weren’t overheating the planet and choking memphis with these fumes.
Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?
Führer loop
- Auswitch statement
- V2latile variable
- Goebboolean
- Zyklon C++
- Left shift, Reich shift
- Open and close Parenzer
- Iron Cross-compiler
Thanks I hate it!
if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }
It’s for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head
/s obviously
Modern problems…
Require traditional 1933 solutions!
I am a professional encoder and I always put all my codes in a single big file marked EXE for faster execution.
James? I told you not to share or office secrets!
What does the office secrete?
Garbage code. Sadly
Fucking James 😤
Don’t forget to put them all in italics so they execute faster!
No, that makes them slower because theyre leaning into the wind. You want to try to mostly use A’s, because they’re the most aerodynamic, and anything else should be formatted as subscript to keep code size down and reduce drag. C should be avoided at all costs because it’s just going to catch the wind.
Conclusive proof that D is faster than C, 2025
Can you use T’s though, once you have enough As to redirect the wind overtop them? Capital T’s of course, lower-case would just get all tangled up in the turbulence.
marked EXE
Ok, I’m taking from it that you use a permanent marker pen… I just don’t know why you execute your files, but since paper guillotines are so fun to use, I’m assuming it’s just for amusement.
Get popcorn ready
Upload the entire Linux kernel, then submit the “fixed” code as a PR to Linus.
Enjoy popcorn
make sure to mention that the fix is by Grok for maximum lols
My sibling in christ, we are trying to code not cause a NATO conflict.
I’d love to see Linus verbally bitchslap the fuckwit. Or physically, that’d be cool too.
i’d love to see linus revoke twitters license to use linux somehow
I think that Linus becoming less of an abusive asshole over the years has been a positive development, but I wouldn’t mind the return of the old for this event
