Lemmy | Tech Haven
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
kiri@ani.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 17 hours ago

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌

ani.social

external-link
message-square
31
fedilink
476
external-link

‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌

ani.social

kiri@ani.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 17 hours ago
message-square
31
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or # to comment.
  • jenesaisquoi@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    4
    ·
    2 hours ago

    The shelf label below says мультифруктовый which means multi-fruit.

  • JATth@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Can I have some default juice? I think I glitched the matrix (again) today.

  • maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    8 hours ago

    Obviously the only static bitmap would be the word that has an accent…

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    14 hours ago

    Ingredients: Hydrogen, Oxygen

    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      13 hours ago

      And sugar, of course.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    13
    ·
    13 hours ago

    Why is it more expensive?

    • normalexit@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 minutes ago

      It’s the default for a reason.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    58
    ·
    17 hours ago

    New! Improved DEFAULT flavor!

    Contains X% juice.

    • rem26_art@fedia.io
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      35
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Ingredients: NULL Best By: 01/01/1970

    • squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      32
      ·
      16 hours ago

      Now in stores, for only undefined

      • scutiger@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        5 hours ago

        Sale! Only NaN!

  • atomicorange@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    15 hours ago

    Default juice… so white grape? The juice they use to water down every other type of juice with a discernible flavor so they can still call it “100% juice”?

    Fuck you I want to taste the guava. Fuck your fucking grapes.

    • PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      4 hours ago

      grape, pear, and apple blended together so no single distinct flavor can be discerned

    • Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      8 hours ago

      White grape? Here that’s apple juice. And not only for ‘juice 100%’ but also instead of sugar (to get around sugar-in-drinks taxes).

      It’s in almost bloody everything. Last week I bought pre made tea, I get home and it’s fucking 20% apple juice and like 0.1% green tea extract, guess what it tasted like. fucking. apple. juice.

      Fuck your putrid shit ass apples, you greedy bastards. hope you crash your car into an apple orchard if you like them so much.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      12 hours ago

      The sad reality of capitalistic corner cutting

      It’s a little work but you can juice your own guava

  • a14o@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    29
    ·
    15 hours ago
    1. I’d try it
    2. Why on earth would they capitalize snake case like that
    • noli@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      15 hours ago

      Maybe the print capitalizes the first letter by default in case someone put in a fruit uncapitalized

  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    12 hours ago

    Even the default language is in anglo-saxoid

  • hddsx@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    16 hours ago

    Where is the default fruit picture

    • death_to_carrots@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      27
      ·
      16 hours ago

      The default fruit picture is a 1x1 px sizes transparent placeholder PNG. Can be used for tracking as well.

    • henfredemars@infosec.pub
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      20
      ·
      16 hours ago

      I got you.

      • tfm@europe.pub
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        15 hours ago

        Wouldn’t that be fruit missing?

    • a14o@feddit.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      15 hours ago

      It’s actually vanilla milk, picture is accurate

      • Bob Robertson IX @discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        14 hours ago

        Moo(u) juice!

  • thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    edit-2
    15 hours ago

    Love me some default_juice

    • Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      12 hours ago

      Give me more of that default_juice

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
      cake
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      12 hours ago

      It’s largely acceptable!

  • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    14 hours ago

    I could have sworn that default juice would be orange.

    • Allero@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      edit-2
      12 hours ago

      Apple, actually. It’s a basis for most cheap juices, including the orange one - at least in Russia, where the picture is taken

      • ulterno@programming.dev
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        10 hours ago

        Papaya over here. Apples would be too expensive.

  • some pirate@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    13 hours ago

    When the government gives you a free meal

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.7K users / day
  • 5.72K users / week
  • 7.8K users / month
  • 11.6K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 25.1K subscribers
  • 1.29K Posts
  • 34.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.7
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org