Personally, I usually play as Dry Bowser. How about you?
I mostly main last place, but I sometimes come in 10th.
Dry Bones
Same. Don’t even know who that is as I barely ever played Mario games except for Kart, but I like him.
Yoshi.
Luigi because the L stands for “winner”
Makes sense.
Waluigi
Waaaa
I identify with Waluigi cuz his long legs barely fucking fit in most cars
Toad
Toad on a motorcycle is my go-to! He’s very light and agile, but can be pushed around too easily
Rosalina, with one of the sport bikes
Warrio all day
Waluigi if available, otherwise yoshi.
A Mii that looks like me.
Mario… Yes i’m that one guy that plays Mario and i’m proud of it!
You and me both, brotha! There’s dozens of us!
Shy Guy
I like the black Shy Guy because of his edgy black hoodie.
Koopa Trooper on the OG Mario Kart, but for some reason I always do better with the Inklings on the newer one.
