why the hell are we watermarking memes here?
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I mean, surely the meme itself wasn’t the joke. That would be terrible.
Nah, the worst part is it’s not even original. This has been getting passed around for about a year.
It should be like the dinosaur appliances in The Flintstones that say “it’s a living”
IF YOU GO IN ME, YOU DIE
It would react like the robot in the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy.
The doors in HHGTTG are extremely satisfied to perform their job. They are very happy to open and close for you and let out a very small happy sigh when completing their tasks.
Imagine if you took a nasty dump and the toilet let out a satisfied “Ahhhhhhh…”
Hahahahahaha
New fetish unlocked!
Great, now I gonna find this doors…
I would like it to be dejectedly resigned to its shitty job just like I am, thank you.
Isn’t this a thing from Hitchhiker’s Guide? IIRC there’s a company that creates sentient, emotional AIs and installs them into things like doors and elevators to make them enjoy their jobs and make the appliances even more useful… but everyone just ends up hating them?
Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don’t.
What if the toilet played ads at you based on the food you shit out, where you can’t flush the toilet until it’s finished?
Please drink verification can to continue
I think that’s a different question and I hate it. I’d rather shit in a hole in the floor before using a toilet with mandatory ads.
Literally would shit on the stall door if I saw that in public. Fuck forced ads.
Oh god. Imagine taking the biggest shit of your life, almost passing out just from the smell.
And then the ad service goes down…
Please reconnect to a network to resume flushing.
Contact your plumbing administrator.
I’m pretty sure George would want the toilet to hate it
“No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time.”
-overly expensive Japanese toilet
Sorry, you know to much…
I’d like to be able to switch it’s outlook on swallowing my piss and shit as I see fit on any given day.
Gimme dat poo poo
Is that in reference to the Safety Third podcast?
Sentient Cows at Milliways, the restaurant at the end of the Universe. https://youtu.be/5HLy27bK-wU?si=womGmc4wkBjesRE9
Society is not yet ready for sentient plant creatures who get excited when it’s time to fulfill their role of cleaning up our waste products.
