• ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    From Clerks: I’m alive because I knew there were risks involved taking on that particular client. My friend wasn’t so lucky. You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this… (taps his heart) not his wallet.

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      Hum… That assumes people weren’t forced at gunpoint to be there. That’s a pretty unlikely assumption for such kind of place.

      (But Phineas and Ferb rescued them all, so it’s good.)

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        Fair, but had they completed their contracts under duress, who’s to say they wouldn’t be executed anyway? Those people were dead from the word go.

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          Oh, sure, there’s no need to defend the morality of destroying the fucking Death Star. But it’s the kind of thing that would cause a lot of suffering by itself.

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        There’s very little morality to be found in wars, even Star Wars.

        What we need is a Millenium crossover. Time travelers show up and get all the innocents off the Death Star right before the torpedoes drop. Problem solved!

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        I remember reading in an expanded universe comic of some kind that storm troopers are actually paid a fair bit above the galactic average, and that the first order is actually the ones who would hold you at gunpoint.

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      I agree, but remember that the state gets to decide who’s a terrorist and who’s a freedom fighter. The empire might have been a fascist dictatorship, but they have the power to call the liberators ‘terrorists’ to turn public sentiment against them

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      The literal backstory for the death star leaf designer is that his family is held at gunpoint to force his cooperation.

      Are we to believe this is an isolated event or that the Empire simply took what they wanted?

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      What about the second death star? It was still under construction. Killed a bunch of working class people just trying to make a living.

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        You know, any contractor willing to work on that Death Star knew the risks. If they were killed, it was their own fault. A roofer listens to this… [taps heart] not his wallet.

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      The Ewoks represented Viet Cong. The Rebel Alliance was more based off the Allies in WWII with the Empire being the Nazis.

      And yeah, a lot of people died in WWII who were conscripted into service. People die in wars, just how it goes.

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    This is often misinterpreted. He was just talking to Bin WoooooHoooooooooooooo over in Mission Control.

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      .Wookiee slaves are more of a Czerka thing, really. The empire was extremely xenophobic and I’d think would not have let any aliens near the Death Star.

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        Wouldn’t anyone not from Naboo be an alien to Palpatine? Jar Jar should have been less of an alien to Palpatine than Anakin was. Luke and Leia were Tatooine/Nabooian hybrids.

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      if i had a nickel for every casualty of war that had nothing to do with said war, i’d have 50 million nickels.