Your strap-on work with Donny’s bottom will allow him to focus on his campaign even when he’s being gang-spanked by his cell mates.
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Yeah, he’ll run alright, to a country without an extradition treaty.
And that ends with ‘ussia’.
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Prussia?
I can definitely see him accidentally running to Germany having mistaken Prussia for Russia and doing a press conference from a carpark in Berlin.
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You misspelled “shite,” butt yeah.
Let’s be honest here, dude is gonna go to the whitest collar prison they can make and build him his own custom cell block. Donald going to prison would just be a way for him to own more property.
I’m not opposed to him getting prison time, but it’s gonna be like everything else, handled completely different from the average criminal.
It’s literally a national security risk if they do it any other way… Unless he goes to Guantanamo…
That’s like sitting the two kids that always talk to each other in a classroom and asking why they are talking to each other.
So… no gang spankings? Well, at least maybe he’ll add to his shtick complaints about how nursing his prolapse for all those years turned out to be for naught. There’s that.
Sure, but do it anyway.
Can’t way to see the reenactment of this farce in a Shakespearian reenactment on lifetime TV.
I don’t think he can run very fast, they’ll probably catch him.
If he were elected in prison, he wouldn’t be released, would he? It would be quite the political farce.
Couldn’t he just pardon himself?
I guess the supreme court would rule on that
“Would be” and “political farce” are no longer allowed in the same thought. Trump could fellate his own prolapse in the middle of 5th Avenue and his #GOP rivals would line up to wipe his chin.
Modern day Eugene Debs.
