We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
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X-crements
Based on other Musk products, the answer is “sex”.
“I sexed last night about pony poops.”
“He sexed at me about goat groping.”
“She’s not sexing with me anymore.”Tesla Model S
Tesla Model 3
Tesla Model X
Tesla Model YDo you see it?
“Like, omigod, you should, like, obviously be the sire of all future humanity!”
— nobody, of any gender, everGENIUS, ABSOLUTE GENIUS
Xbox series S
Sony playstation 5
Xbox series X
Holy shit
Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
I’ll just leave this here
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So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Yes and No? Also X.
𝕏crements
“tens”
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
Let’s go with “Xarts”
Xitting, pronounced “shitting”
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
X Æ 2
eXcretions
Elon said they’re X’s
I’m sure he knows a lot about exes
And as stupid as that is, it’s even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
It’s Elon, so they’ll probably be called “harambes”
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Twats
