UDP: Hold my beer.
Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
-DDOS attacks
Didn’t make sense not to ping for fun
UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.
Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill
beer proceeds to shatter on the ground
UDP: meh
Here’s another one, catch!
UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career
Universal Plug’n’Play?
Career prospects
Are they going to expand into Canada? That’s a much better deal than getting reemed by Telus or Rogers.
Yeah, no joke. That would be awesome, and they wouldn’t be scared off by the paper terrorism.
When Mexico sends us us people, they’re not sending their best. /s
Damn, they must be charging an arm and a leg then, or your firstborn perhaps.
Wi-Fi protection racket has to be a new one, right?
Drug engineers
Senior drug architect
Drug scrum master
IT dealers
Sonic: gotta go QUIC.
Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol
“you pee tcp? i pee urine” - chip ~ sales guy vs web dude
Hahahaha
