No shit, Sherlock
You shall not pass
I’m good until I run out, I guess.
Oh dear.
A little slimy and unconventional but I’m up for the challenge
Oh hey you could monetize this too
I wonder what Only Fans’ animal policy is
Gross.
Yours would be much better
You’d be chowing on those disgusting sweet things Montrealers call bagels.
I’d say pretty fucked, one way or another.
Neonazi skinheads have plenty of idiots to grift nowadays. Plus there’s always meth. You’ll be fine.
That is totally not the direction I was going…
I’m just confused
Pretty sure my time would be up.
I have no idea why situation would cause smoking weed and having sex with sharks to be a matter of life and death but I’m incredibly curious to find out
Finally, my time to shine.
It’s great.
It’s the choice of a new generation.
Either I’m a lawyer for warlocks making sure they don’t enter tricky contracts with devils, which I assume pays well, or I’m a lawyer and a warlock so will soon have my own TV show.
Matlock the Warlock.
I guess eternal life through some profane kind of undead cyborg magic… Bad maybe?
Truly the best unlife.
I like my odds
I have food and transport, I think I’ll be ok.
I’m more worried about innocent bystanders tbh…
