One of my more terrible ones is,
“Well, the man sure can limbo, right under the bar that [political opponent] set.”
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I think of comebacks years later. And at the moment I can’t remember specifically what they were. But I promise you they were good.
The Jerk Store called, and they’re running out of you.
The 1990s called, they want their comeback back
This is something someone replied to not even me during a joke fight years ago but I still think it’s the funniest thing.
“Where do you get off?”
“On your mother’s chest.”