• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    “You wouldn’t put on a tricorn hat, would you?”

    I actually would, if I could find a nice one…

    “…and leave your job to sail the seas?”

    … That’s an option? I didn’t even consider-

    “And you certainly wouldn’t drink rum, and fire cannons, and carry a saber and tell silly parrot related puns.”

    buys a tricorn hat