If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it is…
A beautiful swan, because it calls itself a beautiful swan. Swanism sounds like a beautiful ideology. Not everyone you disagree with is a duck! You’ve overused the word duck so much it’s lost its meaning! Also the geese killed way more people than duckists could have ever dreamed of!
Reminds me of a fun anecdote about Disney World.
Execs had found out that disgruntled workers were referring to the theme part in less than flattering ways, so they sent out an email informing everyone that “referring to Disney World as Mauswitch is grounds for termination”.
The next day, they switched to Duckau.
Sometimes, it’s a platypus.
This made me think of Howard the Duck the movie and now I’m upset that I made the link between the two. I’m going to have to watch the movie again to clear my mind of such atrocity.
Haha! Sorry to have soiled a classic!
And if it weighs the same as a duck?
A witch hunt!
A duckhunt
I don’t know about you guys but this hits my uncanny valley for some reason.
Ducks are a hOax invented by the eViL libURals Waaaah 😭
How to pick up a duck
Donald “The Duck” Trump
It’s important to remember that Trump isn’t being indicted for mass murder due to covid polices. He’s not being indicted for fraudulently funneling trillions of dollars to the capitalist class. He’s not being indicted for supporting landlords as they gouge everyone else, steal homes from the people paying for them, and drive millions more people into poverty and homelessness. He’s not being indicted for crushing unions, or for the horrific working conditions and infrastructure disasters that creates.
Those are the common crimes of the capitalist class. A capitalist legal system exists to protect the capitalist class and their capital, so such crimes will never be prosecuted under such a system.