I started very right-wing there’s no joy

But as much as this may annoy

I don’t think it’s my fault

For quite close to a cult

Was the church I was in as a boy

As I grew up I was shocked to find

Our beliefs aren’t of soul but of mind

With the right application

Of time and education

You can change them and be much more kind

So bollocks to John Calvin and Paul

I can no longer stand them at all

Now I’m left-wing, contrarian

Anti-authoritarian

Who hates bigots from Orkney to Cornwall