I don’t get how someone is unable to call a taxi for themselves…
I have a sneaking suspicion this is not a real text exchange but was created merely for our entertainment.
I wouldn’t complain
Im assuming the assumption is dad would pay for the taxi.
Or the son/daughter is actually very responsible and already knows they’re gonna be blackout drunk, unable to call anything.
At 7am?
That’s a fairly normal time for parties, especially with friends. Even though I mostly do this in my home village (so ~500m from home), it’s common to party til 6 am, or rather until someone complains to the police, for many festivals.
Because he wouldn’t have said “I’m a taxi”, and there wouldn’t have been any joke
I guess you’re just not very imaginative then
If this was my child I’d definitely feel like I failed somewhere.
There could be many reasons. Maybe he‘s mute, deaf or something similar
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Dad’s inbox the following Monday: “Hello, and thank you for reserving your future room at the Green Acres Retirement Home…”
Hi taxi, I’m Dad.
I’m a taxi, Hi random guy on the internet
I’ve always found dad jokes funny, there’s just something about them that matches my humor lol
The real question is - why is this a gif???
It’s a WEBP file, not a GIF.
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I never asked that question, I asked why are people doing like serious analysis over a dumb joke