• IronKrill@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Logically speaking, I would sit with the wolf pack. Airline seatbelts are not made for wolves and I fully believe they would not be held by such paltry restraints. This leads me to the conclusion that my demise is not only certain, but an inevitability. With this in mind I would much rather be the first victim, for my death will be quicker while they are hungrier, and I shall save myself the mental trauma of seeing them devour the poor linux user before I reach my untimely end.

    • Live Your Lives@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Umm, akshually, there would be a number of options to try first, depending on the circumstances:

      • never get on in the first place
      • the bathroom or the cockpit
      • an emergency door
      • threaten whoever is forcing you into this mess in the first place so that they hopefully put you to an even quicker end.