Matt Walsh (Real)@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 4 months agono I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡m.ating.pressimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1655arrow-down121
arrow-up1634arrow-down1imageno I will not skin my neighbors stop trying to tempt me stupid knife 😡m.ating.pressMatt Walsh (Real)@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 4 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down3·4 months agoIf anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-24 months agoOr just do what I do and shout, “Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands” so people step away from you until you’re finished knifing.
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 months agoI’m gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it’s your own fault!
If anybody can relate to this post, please stay away from all sharp objects and seek therapy.
Or just do what I do and shout, “Knife in my hands knife in my hands knife in my hands” so people step away from you until you’re finished knifing.
I’m gonna start swinging and if you get in the way it’s your own fault!