Doing a fresh Linux install on your partners laptop
Momma warned me about people like you
Wife: why is my computer not how I remember it being?
Me: it’s my love language!
Nothing says love like surprise LFS.
Lol.
“But honey, I left you a README file…”
My partner just kinda gnaws on my upper arm. Straight up asked her to stop early days of us dating and she said something along the lines of “but that’s how I show I love you” and just kept at it.
10 plus years later it’s a wonder my arms haven’t callused over. Love that weirdo
Dude, that’s not your partner, that’s a green anaconda!
Aw fuck, I’ve been bamboozled =(
My husband always says, “Stop biting me!” but I think he’s faking.
LOL, yeah I was pretty surprised when I first started dating my wife and she reared her head back like that old cat video and then clamped her teeth down around my forearm. Now I like it.
That’s my guilty pleasure as well. I enjoy biting.
Pebbling. Giving small gifts or sharing small pieces of content/info that they are interested in
They can even be literal pebbles if they’re into that!
Jesus Christ Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals
So, uhh… Do you like boulders?
I take what I can get
Kk, because I have information to dump about all the things I like!
Every person and couple has their own so its tough to say. I wake my gf with kisses only which she likes.
I dunno, she seems to like my kisses too.
What in the ‘I’d fuck this guys dead wife too’ situation you putting me in 😭
My wife and I tend to pull stupid faces at each other.
you warn them you are aware but aren’t complicit to their addictions(hobbies). then you tell them just this time~
you join them anyways.
“I don’t condone this but…”
Lights molotov
“Why is there so much yarn everywhere?!”
Two weeks later when the weather cools off - “Can you make a hat for me?”
Put “never gonna give you up” playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked
I once put an entire watermelon under the wipers on my friends car like a parking ticket when I knew they had a rough day at work. They like watermelon.
Washing the dishes, or cleaning up after yourself tells me that you love me and you in a way that words can’t express
Gave my brother my mullvad account so he can use a VPN and his PC and taught him how to pirate. Which browser, which sites to trust… Even walked him through a manjaro install over the phone. I often clean his PC for him when ever I’m over.
Built my ex a cute itx PC in turquoise. Dinky little thing.
Navigating bureaucracy for someone else
Does infodumping count?
Listen to your SO’s friends and [close] family.
Your SO talks to them about what they really want.
I loved it when my ex would act like a child to put something stupid into context.
Killing.
