Good soldiers follow orders

Onion Rings from HOT STUFF may well give you a ‘run through with a lightsabre’ feeling.

My buddies and I read the novel, and then camped out for 3 days to see the premier of RotS.

Only food within walking distance was a burger King.

2 of us on day 2 went for a lunch run, full jedi garb, and ordered a bunch of Whoppers, sodas, and nuggets.

The receipt printed. Order 066.

Without pausing we jumped back, screamed, brandished our lightsabers and did a couple laps around the (empty) dining area.

Then without explanation we quietly took our to go orders and left with a great story for the guys back at the line.

It shall be done, my Lord.

These onion rings almost destroyed the entire Jedi religion.

Whenever I use these bullshit stationary ordering droids, I wonder if I ever get 66. But I never do.