Coworker: I’m leaving early for a funeral.
Me:(Not listening) Have fun!
TeamLead: Alright, I think that wraps up this zoom. I’ll check in with each of you later.
Co-worker 1: Thanks
Co-worker 2: Bye
Co-worker 3: See you all later
Me (already working on something else): Love you; bye.Should be a norm, IMHO :)
Literally happened this week at work… … The manager sent out an email to everybody advising that one of the salespeople wouldn’t be in the next day because she went home with a bad fever… One guy who doesn’t like her replied to all “Sounds good!” It was fucking hilarious
It’s all about the phrasing.
Other things that suffer from this have been listed in memes.
“Butt dial.” Vs. “Booty call”
And
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” Vs. “Sorry Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl.”
Ginger is a root and ale is a beer, but ginger ale is not root beer.
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Also “love kids” must be higher pitched than “I”
“I hope you treasure the coming eighty-six thousand and four hundred seconds.”
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes?
6.0833333333333 days?
OTOH, “have a great 1440 minutes” sounds sort of like an uplifting Rent reference.
Although you can make it menacing again if you just State the amount of time and give them a thumbs up.
“1,440 minutes” 👍
My hilarious doctor, prescribing me medicine that I will take the rest or my life:
“Take one of these every evening for the next 40 years”
Funny but what is it with that background picture? A guy who is supposed to look threatening? makes it weird lol
He sort of looks like an off-brand ‘most interesting man in the world’
(I stole this meme, so I’m not sure)
kinda looks like jorpan pee peeter pants
Great, now I’m not enjoying it.
Don’t worry you still have ~23 hours left :)
You don’t want to know what will happen when the timer runs out… (Hint: the rest of your life)
Well you probably should be
