SHAWN!!!

I’M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM, AND I’M ALL OUTTA GUM!

YOU’VE GONE…YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, YOU CAMEL-MANNERED, TUNIC-WETTING MOLLYCODDLE! AN ARROW IN THE THROAT OUGHT TO SHUT YOU UP!

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN WHO’S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

NOTHING’S MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!

WOLOLO

I’M ESCAPING TO THE ONE PLACE THAT HASN’T BEEN CORRUPTED BY CAPITALISM… SPACE!

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT. EVERY FIVE SECONDS, THE MAIN GUN OF AN EVEREST-CLASS DREADNOUGHT ACCELERATES ONE TO 1.3 PERCENT OF LIGHT SPEED. IT IMPACTS WITH THE FORCE OF A 38-KILOTOMB BOMB. THAT IS THREE TIMES THE YIELD OF THE CITY BUSTER DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA BACK ON EARTH.THAT MEANS SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE.

NOW THERE’S A PRETTY MEME. EXQUISITE.

DO YOU GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT VERY OFTEN?? OH, WHAT AM I SAYING, OF COURSE YOU DON’T!!

MEDIC!

YOU EUTHANIZED YOUR FAITHFUL COMPANION CUBE FASTER THAN ANY TEST SUBJECT ON RECORD. CONGRATULATIONS.

“HMMMMHHMMMM” FROM MINECRAFT VILLAGERS

THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

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