My company called all lab staff “pandemic heroes” for coming in every day during the pandemic and taking on extra work to compensate for management and office staff who stayed home for years.

Then shortly after return to office, they closed the lab and laid off all lab staff.

Am I bbbrrrregnant?

I clean my ears religiously, have been told by the doctor that my ears are impressively clean, and I get water in my ears.

You have discovered the subtle art of procrasticleaning

If its a public post, why can’t I use it to train my AI to make deep fake porn out of it? /s

Yeah so Der Herr Der is master/lord of the in German, and as an ugly American, I was making fun of how it sounds funny. Sucks to explain such a simple joke…

DER HERR DER

• An Ugly American

Bbbrrrrrrrrrregnant?

Enshittification

Just out of curiosity, what’s the deal with tommy?

Theyre good but not specifically crack for me. However, I make them with dehydrated ghost/habaneros I grow and I am consistently begged to make them

The best part of retro gaming is the input lag

Maybe cancer/chemo or alopecia?