This guy dominates.

I mean, I’d get it if there was an estimation on just how fast it would kill me.

And how painless.

Americans try not american the most irrelevant threads up (IMPOSSIBLE)

holy music stops

interior crocodile alligator

Oh! I get it! Because SEX!!! AHAHAHAHA!!

Just the food?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rocko’s Modern Life =(

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

You monster.

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

Why don’t you back that up with a source?

Were you going to have monkey fights on it aswell? Dang!

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

It is what it is.

My blood is full of it, I’ll be fine.

USA isn’t a country, it’s a reality show.

It’s only murder if they die.

Come on Jerry, that’s not real!