No Phyton, Jiverscrap is best.

• Keeps demons away

It powers a massage chair for the driver

Or a very niche onlyfans camgirl

Just like a vape stick.

The emus have trains now?!

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

I actually had a nightmare last night that my computer updated itself to some horrid version of windows and I spent it all frantically looking for my windows 7 ISO and keygen among old backups to blow it away and start again.

Just look up, bro

“Reconfiguring the primary power coupling” is my explanation when people ask of how I’m fixing something when I’m just unplugging it, waiting 10 seconds, and plugging it back in.

1. Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.

2. Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.

3. ???

4. Profit for life

It is a poor craftsman who blames their tools, but I wouldn’t be so poor if these tools weren’t so shit.

Ya cant jam an Ethernet cord

When you swat them they just get really annoyed

mOSes

Flashlights need to be held and pointed. The truly lazy would use a headlamp

I could have multiple rooms too, if I string up a sheet to divide the front half of my van from the back

President Blazin’

Or had a vulnerability in it