Pluto, obviously.

You could always also read at a public pool. Grab a spot, get some sun maybe a swim, and read a few chapters.

Well, sort of. Thing is time flows at different rates for different things. There is a lot of relativity shenanigans that kinda breaks the idea of a universal clock.

Dude, bidet add-ons are like $40 that work great. I agree I wish it was more widespread though.

You would think that with all that demographic data and spying on everything they’d have a clue, but it’s like they’ve not been using it to make products better at all. It’s like they’re finding out just exactly how awful something has to be until we complain.