Since Eve is a game for people who find Excel spreadsheets and numbers fun, what kind of FPS is this gonna be?

Bethesdas remaster would probably be nothing more than a version with updated graphics and lighting and support for modern software. This guy is rebuilding the game from scratch in a modern engine.

The IT department greentext who kept doing nothing and installing Adobe Reader constantly

Summarize it for a yet-to-be lost soul?

It’s not terrorism, it’s 🌟🌍ecoterrorism🌎🌟

Wash it down with a glass of gender fluid

Well yes, that’s the explanation given for masquerading as a police box from the 60s at all times, chameleon circuits are broken and brakes are stuck on

The vibrations a speaker can produce could be very useful for haptic feedback. If this is a speaker modified for that purpose with a thicker, heavier membrane I think it would work very well

Because with one simple purchase of $45.99, you can be that 13 year old with the best and coolest gear in the game!

That’s who it panders too, people with short attention spans and easy wallets who will gladly dish out money for immediate rewards. That applies well to 13 year olds with access to their parents credit card

Guillotine all the billionaires and redistribute all their wealth. That’s an important first step

It’s taking so long because GTA V through GTA Online is a massive cash cow with infinite pockets.

I didn’t see the sub at first and thought it was a kickstarter for a real-life mars terraformation project

Has there ever been an RTS where you command an ant hive vying for control of the backyard? Looks like prime real-estate to me

MY APES IS GOAN

“Atheism” has been appropriated by people with a grudge against religion who wants to destroy it at all costs, and convert all practitionerd of religion to atheism. So, armchair crusaders.

It’s the lead vocalist of Motörhead

“Yeah, I’m fine”

I want to find a job that isn’t too much for me and pays well. The search has been on for ages and goes on.

I think Bethesda knows how to make one game in different settings, sadly that game was most popular in the early 10s.

Just call them Tim 1, Tim 2, Tim 3 and Tim 4 based on time of employment