Something like this

Yeah, someone’s just having a bit of fun.

Unless there are multiple people registering patients, and one of them doesn’t use punctuation.

You don’t have to confirm or deny, but it sounds like you work for the navy.

Would you say that common sense changes with the generations? What was once common is no longer, and what was uncommon becomes common?

I can’t remember the brand, but the packaging looked like human food except for a very small piece of text in the corner that mentions its dog food.

It tasted like it just needed a little bit of salt or maybe ketchup, but was otherwise pretty good.

I’ve also knowingly had wet and dry dog food since then, just because i already took the plunge accidentally so how bad could it be?

Again, I can’t remember the brands, but dry dog food is alright if you’ve literally nothing else. I’m sure some seasoning would help. I would recommend wet dog food though only because it’s easier to season. Tastes mostly how it smells, just blander.

Cubans have the antonym to that:

Aserlo como los blancos “Do it like white people”

Do it properly 😜

“Can’t see the forest through the trees” is also an English idiom meaning the same thing

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

Little of column A, little of column B

I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

I’m gonna play them a song on the world’s smallest violin.

If you like video essays and video games, I can suggest The Tarnished Archeologist. He does deep lore dives into FromSoft games (Dark Souls, Elden Ring, etc.) using real world archeological techniques and insights, and draws parallels with real world civilizations.

Even if you aren’t into FromSoft games, his videos are worth it for the real world archeological parallels alone.

Full speed ahead, tell her how you feel. It can only end in two ways:

1. Your dream becomes a premonition and you live happily ever after.

2. She tells you she doesn’t feel the same way and it ends there, awkwardly or not.

Speaking from experience. I had a crush on this one girl and I just couldn’t get her out of my mind. I decided to do something about it and asked her out. She said no and that was the end of it.

Don’t be afraid to be awkward.

Edit: If this truly is an impossible situation (you or the instructor are already in committed relationships) then I agree with everyone else telling you to find another instructor.

OR

Still do what I said but try to reconcile your feelings for her, with her. Also speaking from experience here. If she is a dance instructor, she is probably no stranger to having her pupils develop feelings for her.

I’m so glad I’m not the only person that gets the same “theme park” vibes from MMOs. It really takes me out of it when someone is doing the same quest as me but is a few steps ahead so they trigger a unique animation or dialogue from the quest giver, and then I experience the same animation or dialogue a few minutes later. Kinda like waiting in line for a ride but you can hear or see some parts of the ride as you progress through the line.

We are not ok with this, but changing the way it works is a herculean task. The people that it currently works for are very invested in keeping it that way.

From what I understand, German people are very serious and value efficiency in the workplace above all else. Or so the common stereotype goes anyway.

Rub without rhythm, and you won’t attract the worms.

I didn’t have sex with a girl I had a crush on for the longest time.

It didn’t matter a bit in the long run, but it would have been nice.

We don’t all have the luxury of working a job we love, though that would be the ideal situation.

And I say that the current encabulation speeds are not more than adequate enough!