Lol, I’m here sounding it out and it sounds between ruff and woof…

My wife thinks it’s funny that most words with a “t” in the middle, I pronounce as "d"s… Butter is budder, better is bedder, water is wooder, etc…

Also, creeks are “cricks”.

More so, Internet has destroyed the spirit of conversation. When I was younger, people found me charming and intelligent when first meeting me after talking for a bit. Now, they can quickly “google” what I say and quickly learn that I am an ass, bullshitting and exaggerating what I don’t know, but making it up to keep the conversation interesting.

The man is a god damn saint. He delivers food to the elderly on the weekends, my grandma adores him.