Come on speech writers for Trump. You have one shot to go down in history. Don’t fuck it up

A reverse Three little pigs. Where the pigs (cops) are the bad guys, and the wolf is just a pot head

Age 12

History is repeating it self.

In 2005 my family went to Disney world. At the hotel we stayed at there was a buffet. Every morning we would get the breakfast buffet and every morning my plate would be filled with scrambled eggs. For 2 weeks my diet was in large part just eggs. On the day we go home I start feeling gassy. I got the walking fartz real bad and they are foul. While getting on to the plane I let one out in first class and the old lady next to me looked like she was gonna throw up. If it had been a longer flight I may have been banned from flying

No, sadly. Cook at a gas station

Reading manga. And I got a job

I don’t get the second one

Even the advertising on pandora is pushing RTO

8mm

I’m taken out by truck-kun so I can reincarnate

Where is the midly infuriating part?

Do they have to be in person?

Every time I see them on my feed I always misread the name of the community. Really weird when I see one about how their dad used the same one and I think they are talking about fleshlights…

Take it when I’m 18 and I will have never been born

Yeah well like the maker of the platypus, the creator is wrong

Thank the fairy. Then go find a nice sunny spot and fall asleep. Unless it’s winter then I’ll go find a nice warm house

Probably the dog ate it