Yeah, one would really think

Nature is healing

Because that’s all the games they have. Imagine they would also suck. People who bought a ps5 would feel even dumber

My friend texted me that she went out on the weekend and complained that everyone was wearing trainers and mullets.
And yeah, that might be kinda odd, but i grew up wearing baggie pants and spiked up blonde hair, i don’t think i have any ground to stand on.

Talking to my two young barbers is kinda surreal sometimes. They always ask me if i play video games, because that’s pretty much everything we have in common. But for them playing video games means buying every call of duty and every fifa as soon as possible. It’s just the normal thing to do for them. They don’t care who makes the game or if it’s good or anything. I play a few niche games, but they have never heard of anything i ever played. Apex? Destiny? Overwatch? Never heard of it.

Having. A babyface is kinda weird. 20 year olds talk to me like i had any idea what they are talking about. I’m always like: haha yeah no, i’m actually old.
The other day i was standing in line and there was a family behind me. The mom did some Smalltalk with me and just for the fact that they had kids, i talked to her like i would to an old person. Like she was giving me some weird advice for some reason. Then i put one and one together and realised that they had a child when they were 20 and he was now 10-ish and they are actually 10 years younger than me.

Why even invent the car when horse so much faster?

We gotta make everything reddit. What does the narwhal bacon here? I vote opossum and curry. Is that le random enough?

I used isopropyl for a bit and found it highly underwhelming. It wasn’t great for cleaning and it evaporated way to quick. It has it’s uses but not in the house cleaning department

I find it odd when i go to a random barber who is 19-25 or so asks me what i like. I tell them video games, but it never results into anything, because to them videogames are usually fifa or call of duty. They have never even heard of the games i play. Compared to when i was like 10, everyone seemed to play the same games.

It’s stupid because you don’t understand it? Aeems like you are the dumb one then.

Ah yes, the good old take from people who never read a comic book

I used to listen to his podcast. It was never the podcast i was really looking forward to, but it was a good filler. I havend listened to it in like a year or two, and i don’t miss it at all. It was kinda just noise after a while.

No one said anything about power.

I watched return of the body snatchers when i was around 8. The movie itself doesn’t scare me anymore at all, but the feeling i had when i had when i had to run home at night still haunts me.

If you crashed your car and fixed it, you still crashed your car.

It’s nice when you get some help, but ihelp in the form of aomeone being forced to be your little house slave is weird as shit

There is a brand that makes fake dried meat out of smoked beet. It’s absolutely fantastic but pretty expensive. Same goes for fake salmon.

Bethesta has the worst of both worlds.

I love the notion of: we leu us getting scammed by big corporations like good little puppies and WE LIKED IT.