If your bananas have developed sentience and started to beg, you’ve left them too long!

I like the troll tips better than the real tips…

Wow, you’re so humane! Good thing you’re the one virtue policing the Internet. I feel safer already.

Wrong. People getting stupider affects everyone, not just them.

Ew

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Yes if it’s thin and classy looking

Your life will be happier if you don’t base your decisions on what Internet strangers think is “moral”. Better yet, do what you want and don’t tell anyone at all.

That’s a short sighted* and anachronistic take lol.

Pedant!! Pedant alert!!

I have these at my desk and still use them :)

What kind of puritanical ass bullshit is this suffer yourself so other people can have it better mindset

? Touch grass

It’s the classic your gf wants kinky sex but you’d rather play Gameboy LIKE A NERD, NERD

800 no debt I just use my credit card a lot and pay it every month

Sure, but I preordered it a year in advance

Nothing this good can be replicated. People would be better off if they kept their (coughCDProjektRedcough) expectations low after a smash hit that fans love.

Not hard. I accept money and give it out on behalf of my Lords and Ladies, I mean, employers.

Why quickly? Get a job like everyone else

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