It might have a Trojan.

Livin in a dairy paradise.

Wtf kind of warehouse is that? My garage is more of a warehouse.

Do they still use jumpers?

Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.

I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.

He had children stay at his house and in his bed for sleepovers.

Many younger people today think it was all a conspiracy theory and he was framed because he was rich and being extorted. But this is stuff he actually admitted to.

Is this an ad for Golden Grahams?

Also moms were not “thicc” Women were fit and attractive in the 80s.

Couldn’t you do this joke for anything you might measure in milligrams?

Which is, well, pretty much everything.

I thought this was named after the city.

Like a Chicago dog.

Ok, what is the importance of a room temperature semiconductor.

A Clockwork Orange

OP’s pic isn’t even the original brick Nokia.

I remember like 25 years ago, getting into some argument with my girlfriend on the phone. After we hung up, I spiked that phone on my office floor, it bounced back up like four feet in the air. I chipped the corner of that bigass sliding battery, but the phone still worked. Not sure my iPhone would handle that. Though they seem pretty durable, I don’t want to test mine like that.

Doesn’t this get into something like past vs past perfect, future vs future perfect?

I can’t remember this shit from grade school.

Company study confirms what company wants you to believe. More at 11.

What if it sees a mousse in the dessert?

Goofus does not care about climate change.

Wouldn’t you just use a SSD? Are people actually connecting spinning discs to an Rpi?

There’s no vitamin F.

Do the Pi’s USB ports not supply power??