I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

“The team in the kitchen is really great! We all joke around and laugh together constantly! So the food is under cooked and full of sawdust and glass shards. And? We have fun making it!”

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

My favorite passage: “…”

The 1812 Overture to braille

You have forgotten the face of your father.

🎵My little buttercup…!🎵

Republicans can’t vote in Democratic primaries and vice versa.

This is an all-new concept for me. I thought that was just cutesy censorship. What’s the difference?

What’s Walters problem, Dude?

He’s not a cunt, he lacks the warmth and depth. He’s lower than a cunt. He’s a cankle.

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in numerator.

Any tips?

“Yeah…”

That’s true, but it’s so much more fulfilling to preach from upon my high horse. Do better.

If he doesn’t like being blackmailed he could always just fund Twitter himself.

The power of maaaaanyyyyyyyyyy 🤮

Receipts…

Say Elonald, why don’t you follow your own advice…?

Not to mention he’s just shit at choosing.