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Cake day: August 21st, 2023

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  • Job: Supervisor

    Customer pays with a $50 or $100 bill and the till requires that I check it

    Customer: “It’s good, I just printed it this morning.”

    Some days I just had to pretend I didn’t hear them.

    Pro tip: if you have a “go to” joke you always say in a given situation, guaranteed the person you’re saying it to has already heard it several times this week. Just don’t.

    And before anyone responds with “they’re just trying to improve your day” they’re not. If I don’t find the joke funny they get offended, that means they aren’t doing it for me, they’re doing it to show off how great and funny they are.

    Pro tip: don’t tell someone a joke if you’re going to be offended if they don’t laugh.





  • Also: don’t trust your employees to boot into safe mode.
    Trust a 3rd party to freely install system level files at any time.

    I knew how to fix the computers at work today in the morning, but we couldn’t get through to the help desk to get the bit locker codes for each computer until near the end of the day.