Really just anything with the right amount of syllables would have been better.

To add to that. A popular recess game among grade schoolers (like 10 year olds!) was Smear the Queer. I can’t remember the rules exactly but i think it was essentially tag but rougher.

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Your wish is granted. Here is a box of extra absorbent adult diapers.

Water, arguably the most important thing for sustaining life, just falls from the sky.

I always told Firefox that it was too good for you. But Firefox wouldn’t listen. It would say, “No, Titou is the one. Titou will never do me wrong.” Well. Well. Well…

But that would bring down the value of all the residential property these same people own.

A sausage inna bun for you, friend.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE, JUST US. ~Mort