Oh wow you are now so close to where I was born, it’s just across the strait. 😁

Life Pro Tip: Steal a spaceship right before you die. 😁

So… Born on a submarine?

/kidding

Oh, I thought it was more of a “we don’t have a hospital nearby” situation. The idea of “natural” solutions is kinda weird… I mean… most of the food today is artificially bred…

Welp, conservatives being conservatives… 🤷‍♂️

Urban or Rural?

In my ancestral village, I think home births were commons, but my parents were in the city at the time when they had me so it was hospital birth for me.

Depends.

My dad went in the hospital for like probably 3 months, and afiak, their small bussiness is still running. They have insurance.

For everyone else who don’t have insurance and don’t have any assets, just refuse to pay the bills, like what are they gonna do? Confiscate your organs? (Inb4 they pass the “USA Repossess Organs Act”)

Lol I thought it was some SCP stuff before I read comments.

But what if everyone started dancing all the sudden? 🤔

About 1000.

Lightyears? 👽

Holy shit, someone that traveled further than me? 😅

Depending on your philosophical/political view. 👀

Spawn Point =/= Respawn Point

Threaten to murder the admins/moderators

I said “Don’t go to authoritarian countries” not “Don’t go to any country that conducts mass surveillance”. Since every country does mass surveillance these days, the only practical thing to do is avoid those that punish you for you speech, hence China, Russia, USA (a lot more places on the list, but these are the big 3 No-Go Zones)

The spying aspect definitely did happen, but you used to be able to have a meme making fun of the US president and have no issues entering, but now they have new orders from their tyrant in chief to arrest people for making a harmless joke. (Search: “Bald JD Vance Meme Denied Entry”)

Do they even need this tool? I mean, last I checked, there is no protection against self incrimination in China, so they could just jail you for refusing to unlock. People in China just complies whenever police ask to unlock their phone.

Or maybe don’t go to authoritarian countries like China, Russia, and now the USA.

Customs of the country can inspect any international packages.

Tell them you’re actually a 13 billion year old fire squid in a human skinsuit.

Lichess