Just buy a house. Easy.

So you bought a guitar but learning is hard so now you regret buying the guitar?

Drunk and poor and dry sounded good

Corporate douchebaggery

Because it ain’t twitter anymore

MULE on c64. Whenever I get a new computer I put an emulator on it first.

Just wait for them to come get me, I suppose

I have a gay friend that loves Trump, I tried to explain this to him but he got mad at me

We are so fucked

In order to make it wholesome and helpful I would not create one.

I’ve been lying this whole time, I actually like small butts.

And google doesn’t want you using an adblocker.

Viruses - H1N1 is gonna be bad

Chunky Monkey by any means necessary

Cherry pepsi

I converted 3 friends. I’m doing my part.gif

Entire dev team about to be fired

Still pissed that Coors stopped the import of Caffrey’s 20+ years ago

Currently getting my passport in order, friend in Canada said I could stay with them.

Kinda weird to think this will be the last version of Windows I use.