Thanks for the insight, Professor

You say this like it’s impossible to do both of those things at the same time?

As opposed to continuing to bring the thief food?

10/10, would take this meme all over the Mojave

Everyone’s a comedian so here’s some actual advice.

TLDR: be polite but firm, know what you’re asking for.

Lots of activism and lobbyist groups have the concept of an “ask”, or what you’re attempting to get out of the negotiation. Have a solid, easily understandable ask that is generous enough to withstand a bit of pushback from the other party, who will almost certainly try to negotiate the other direction. Also, when you deliver a statement, question, or ultimatum, wait for the other person to respond to it, even if there’s a couple seconds of silence in between. Conventional wisdom says the one who speaks first in these moments is displaying insecurity and is less sure of their ask or position in the negotiation.

Most writing and VA in games is embarrassingly bad.

You sound cool and fun

Yeah, I’ve got one of his toes in my car

You’re reading into things way too much here, man.

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Bruh

Are you lost?

Every day I aspire to be him

Musician / music teacher.

It’s pretty cool

Cool! Very crisp style.

This is the real answer

Thanks! I’ll definitely be doing that.

Thank you!

Does anyone else remember the one about getting a wish if you drove your car through a stretch of road 11 miles long through the woods? It was called 11 miles or something like that.