Add $75 for each pet if allowed! My buddy was apartment hunting recently and was given a rental agreement that said he would have a deductible on repairs and would have to cover anything over $250. The landlord was just looking to scam and sue someone for repairs he had to do to keep up to code. America’s cooked indeed.

Two days into Amazon’s Earth talks:

Pour Some Urine on Me, my Leper Friend.

Exactly what I was thinking! Maybe Grok ‘graduated’ from PragerU…

The band Gay for Johnny Depp has a song that ends with the line, “if you’ve never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be, join the army.”

This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.