I’m guessing you haven’t tried to do it. I can spend twenty minutes trying to read something my father-in-law needs help with over video chat. From his “and how do I turn the back camera on?”, to my “no back a bit and left. The other left”, and the classic “you turned off your video, let me call you back” because it’s faster than guiding him on how to turn it on while he swears that he didn’t press anything.

He could postpone the election if America is at war.

“We have always been at war with Eastasia”

Think big. This may have had a target. But hitting the target only wasn’t possible so everyone got hit.

It’s possible those responsible only had this weapon that was capable of hitting the target, maybe the plan was to disrupt world flights to make someone late tomorrow, who knows. Maybe poo-tin or Xi-the-Pooh wanted to hit America and its allies?

Yes. You’re right. All OSs have their faults. But this is one of window’s faults.

But this is a Microsoft problem mostly because all the news reports are saying it is.

Anyone in Microsoft sales or marketing is going to have a tough time for a while.

In a way it is a Microsoft problem. Windows can’t handle live updates to the system like Linux can. Security updates mean downtime to be scheduled. So they need a program to do security, so CrowdStrike comes in to do security for these companies since Microsoft can’t protect them. And mistakes happen.

My grandma used to water the garden around the house and spray water over the roof on hot days. Try that first.

Maybe just teleporters that don’t work with living tissue.

Might makes right.

And don’t forget the division. A piece of shit, is bad, like a car that won’t start, or a selfish person. A big piece of shit or a huge piece of shit is worse, but it’s never a whole shit, because then it would be The shit, and good.

Cowsay

I’m hoping for a future without money. Where everyone can get what they need and want.

If you can put together Lego with the instructions or IKEA furniture, you’ll be fine. It took me three tries, and I learnt stuff from each mistake, so the worst that can happen is you learn.

Sure. That’s my kink…

*phish

It’s a heavy crown to wear.

Call them by their chosen name. Basic Finns.

Work. I’m a chef and my nightmares are mostly along the lines of arriving at a strange kitchen, finding out nothing has been prepped, and I have half an hour to make 20 pans of lasagne but there’s no tomatoes, only 2kg of pork, and the ovens are stuck at 300°C.

Ironically my best dreams are about a zombie apocalypse . And I’m the guy with the chainsaw and shotgun.

I agree. Most people won’t switch to Linux because they have never used it and think they’ll have to relearn computers from scratch.

“Leroy! One of them Amazon critters is coming! Bring your shotgun! Last time we gots that airpad thingy, let’s see what this one brings”

I live in Finland and so the seasonal daylight varies from almost none in winter to always in summer. I got a smart socket connected to my grow lamps for all my plants. I used to have an analogue timer that I would have to keep changing the times on as the season progressed. The smart one now turns on when my alarm goes off in the morning and turns off an hour after sunrise, turns on again an hour before sunset and turns off at bedtime.

No messing about anymore, it’s one less thing to worry about.