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I was wondering why I can remember buying jello, but not consuming it.

I’m always erect

Nice try, DHS. I’m just a silly wittle unarmed kitty :3

(You better fucking read this into evidence during my military tribunal)

Damn boi, that’s a thiccccc boi

Lol, yeah, just cuz you answered means good data. I’m sure they love wasting time and money on known scambaiters. I get maybe 1 scam call every other month for the last 5+ years from US scammers. Zero Indians after I told that one guy a decade ago I was uploading him to YouTube. But you do you. I’m just going to keep enjoying not getting spam calls.

Start answering. Use a heavy accent in whatever you can do. Agree with them and go along, keep working up the ladder. Then give one of the higher ups the most schizo sexual nonsense you can come up with.

Need to let more hunters inside you to shoot their shot

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn’t store anything

I thought I shit myself again but this is actually worse

Tossing a dozen employees they were anyways with a big headline about it being because of not constantly working is a net profit from how many other employees will now be scared into working constantly.

I wish I hadn’t needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

Triple encrypted, always eraseis, touch blue makes it true. *LALALALA*

No

I thought they were saying butt stains on the carpet in smooth criminal by alien ant farm.

I know what GIS is, if he only does GIS and no other programming or engineering isn’t he a cartographer?

A cartographer?

Lemmy skews heavy 30+ so most people here will never understand. But I’m right there with you.

The tickets you bought? Corporate Overlord sold 'em to you.

Never bought them, i can sneak into anything worth being at.

The tunes you bought? Corporate Overlord.

Never bought them other than physical copies direct from the label that only has 5 artists.

The venue you went to? Sponsored by a corporate overlord.

Never went, any “venue” I’ve been to was come and go.

The Beer you drank at the venue

Didn’t buy it, made and brought it.

the fucking merch you bought

Never bought it

hell, even the fucking parking fee you coughed up went to a corporation.

I go to venues through piblic transit so i can get intoxicated

You don’t get to enjoy music anymore without supporting corporate overlords.

I’ve been contributing to small fedi artists just because they’re small fedi artists.

You’re being an antagonistic asshole and you know it. And you use the term bootlicker incorrectly.

If you even want to talk about you insecurities that you project, I won’t offer myself because you already made up your mind about who I am before you finished reading this. Get help. Twat.

Something about monkies with lots of bananas? Dave’s got 330 million bananas and just got a few hundred thousand more. Hoarding is only bad when people I don’t like do it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JiOXLk9Xj1E