Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Use them as envelopes for letters.

And they just keep intentionally making using anything but they apps terrible experience.