That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen!

Offer potato

I was about to comment something along the lines of “You add water and drink it, dumbass” but then I realized that it does not, in fact, say metamucil. I’m the dumbass.

Any time I can’t pet the dog.

I know a lot about the Lincoln assassination.

HomesliceAbe approve of s20 origin story

Oh nos!

Is best season

While this one doesn’t follow the no pronouns / articles rule, it’s a work of art.

Can’t open the article, but I agree, the punishment shouldn’t exist – except for those like the people I listed previously. I figure they might as well be put to some good use. People such as Carlos DeLuna and Cameron Todd Willingham should not be counted among the likes of Ted Bundy, and should not have been executed.

Capital punishment is issued to those who commit atrocities like murder, genocide, treason, and terrorism, not for weed related crimes. I’m thinking people like Albert Fish, Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy.

How do we know YOU’RE not a chatbot?

We should give death row inmates a choice: capital punishment, or be used in place of animals for product testing.

You got it

Mortuary Grill: where yesterday’s grief is today’s beef! Who can I serve you today?

Run around an island with a bunch of talking, bipedal animals.

I’m unfamiliar with that quote

The FBI or CIA wanted me dead, so they hired Deadpool to take care of me. He thought he’d be too recognizable in his red suit, so he put on a disguise over his suit: a Deadpool t-shirt. Then he chased me through a massive warehouse doing some sick parkour stunts.

Mood.