Omg the amount of sneaky coke ads I saw on that site was insane

Damn. Disability notwithstanding, your life sounds pretty fucking sweet (although sorry to hear about your dad’s passing)

Bro’s tacitly admitted he’s mediocre at best in bed

Teeny tiny axolotl

There is really not a lotl

Of you. Not a jot or tittle

So I’ll call you axolitl

— anon

I assume it’s because the GR has a ratio of the longer side to both sides summed. Although I can’t explain it further than that lol

Along with the frog in the lift, of course

Ask them if they’d be OK with never closing a cubicle door

Oh wait it says discipling not disciplining. Not quite as holy shit worthy.

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Holy shit

I think you’re incorrectly assuming their age

It looks like it has one of those mouth guards in that dentists use to whiten teeth

£519!!

For those of us in the UK, do I ‘make a complaint’ or ‘report a breach’, and which relevant subcategory do I then use?

https://ico.org.uk/

Same with anuses tbh

Piles yes, but there be smaller trace amounts too

I thougt it was the gerbil that went into Mr Slave’s arse

Entropy

Had a religious studies teach called Mrs Holyland

I can’t always tell I’m dreaming when I’m dreaming, but I can always at least tell it’s reality when I’m awake. Apart from that one time I was concussed when I fell off my bike as a kid. And the slew of drug-addled experiences as a young adult, but I’m not sure if they’re considered reality or not.