I want to die.

Remember kids: ✌ two sources or it didnt happen

I will gladly solve a reCAPTCHA for you today if you pay me for it today.

Remember the good old days when it was just malformed text you have to solve? I miss those days. AI was complete garbage and they had to use farms of eyeballs to solve them for bots, making it a costly operation. We’ve now totally gotten away from all of that.

WE ARE THE EYEBALLS AND I AIN’T GETTING PAID IN WOW GOLD TO DO IT EITHER

Not going to his shithole website.

YOU DIDN’T SAY AZURE, RACKSPACE, OR OVH!

Investing is not gambling by any definition.

Welp, they did it. They fucking broke reddit. Again.

Its heartbreaking. I always wanted to make games as my dream job (even in my mid-30s as a devops lackey) and they’re collectively fucking over my passion for a fucking percentage. And the products coming out are fucking terrible.

Don’t ever have a dream, kids. You’ll be disappointed.

Because without the software, we can’t play online. Full stop. Valve has tried to find another way without it and VAC2, but they keep winning and Valve gave up (seriously, play CS2, they’re everywhere)

How to identify yourself as an idiot, step 1

Now this is some distilled autism.

Because he’s Dracula. He’s twelve million years old.

THE WORMS

“Who are you?”

“I’m you if Batman didn’t have a ring what makes you a removed ass”

Looks like the kind of guy who enjoys salsa from New York City

Good humor is topical.

Piracy is probably gonna go invite only or to DC++ or secure networks at this rate.

stupid septembruary weather

AbsurdOS – the free enterprise operating system

Wiping isn’t a 100% thing with either Hard disks or Flash. He should have thrown everything into a wood chipper. And yes, this absolutely has to be a one way trip. Either they get you, or you turn the gun on yourself. Nothing good will come of you surviving.