Not with that attitude!

All things serve the beam!

Supreme court watching that episode: write that down!

You’ve been pardoned

puts sunglasses on

From your life!

It’s an okay first attempt, the staples make it look not the best. Do you have a heavy duty glue you could use instead of staples? That would give it a cleaner look.

Life, uh, finds a way.

Only time will tell.

Ignorance is bliss, my friend.

Where’s the fucking money Lebowski!

You just made an enemy for life! - some mouse guy

Because you keep putting stuff inside your mouth.

It’s a tough world out there, got to pay those bills somehow.

Surely people on the internet are fair and reasonable, right? There couldn’t possibly be a downside to being sarcastic over posts?

Young me: what the heck is a beheading?

Oh…

The early internet was a wild place.

Luckily, underfunding the education of the next generation won’t have any long lasting effects on society, right?

I will block out the sun with my lasagne body! All will fear me! All will obey me!

Oh wow, I’m today years old when I found out what that means.

mmm butt antennae.

Nah, see, the other two legs are smaller at the top (back?) of the spiderouter.

Can’t hurt at this point.