I just picture someone with a legitimate ear injury having to go to Walmart and getting praised and followed around like Brian from “Life of Brian”.
“No I’m not a Trump supporter, I just nicked my ear doing yard work! Stop following me! Go away! Leave me ALONE!”
This news made my nipples hard.
Did you try looking in your search history?
The man wouldn’t last a
nhourminute working on an actual ranch.
I turn off my lights when I’m not in a room and don’t own a server farm. #doingmypart🌳
All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
Good, nothing is exclusive because of when you were born.
Live in a slum lords apartment building. I like to pretend I’m in the woods after the leaves have fallen when I go get a glass of water in the dark.
I can confirm this story because I was the boat.
Can’t wait to fight Thomas
Very true, might be a mix of this and the other half of the table having an orgy.
That’s the stupidest combination I’ve ever heard in my life! That’s the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Unfortunately Daft Punk is no more, so get ready for…
Soundtrack by: 30-Seconds to Mars
As a graphic designer hearing people roast comic sans and papyrus to make small talk with me at work gets so god damn old.
Thank you for staying off the hype train. There is nothing wrong with these typefaces.
Unfortunately I even have to avoid them though because they have become the Hitler mustache of the type world. Sure you can say you are rocking the Charlie Chaplin, but everyone from a distance will wonder “why is that dude rocking a Hitler mustache? WTF!?”
My trick is I don’t have friends.
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I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off (the) shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.