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  • Mudkipology@lemmy.worldtoMemes@lemmy.mlMadness
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    1 year ago

    Which is a massive pain in the ass to actually track and prove, and employees who do it don’t tend to stick around for long. Especially if you (like me) live in an at-will employment state where no reason for dismissal is required.


  • I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname “Green Dragon” because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government’s supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that’s how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.











  • Black cats are such bros. I have two and they basically act like they’re dogs. There is no such thing as too much attention. They beg for food at the table. They bring toys up to you in their mouths wanting to play. They sit outside my bathroom “guarding” anyone that uses it - then meow their faces off expecting treats for their services. They even kept pouncing on my diabetic Mom while she was asleep and unknowingly having a blood sugar crash until she woke up and got something to eat. I never thought I’d waste money on canned cat food but I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say they saved her life, they are worth it.