It’s impressive that he managed to avoid touching any grass for 11 years!

Don’t give up skeleton!

Aww 😞

Doesn’t look like it, unfortunately. But it’s planned. Kotlin can also compile to JavaScript with DOM manipulation. I’ve not tried either scenario, myself.

It’s in alpha, but there is a Kotlin to wasm compiler in the works.

No, they hire a lot of temporary foreign workers from India.

That’s what Tim Hortons did in Canada!

Java/Kotlin and JavaScript/Typescript primarily now. I used to know Visual Basic, PHP, C/C++, and COBOL; but I haven’t touched any of them in almost 20 years now.

Been a developer for 20 years and the temptation to quit and be a stay-at-home Dad is really tempting if it was at all financially viable.

“Dad enters the room.”

It also had a great soundtrack!

Thanks! I knew I recognized it but not from where.

It didn’t occur to me until now that Luke just casually says his dad was a drug runner.

Haha, hire developers? No, no, no. Doesn’t off-the-shelf software just work? /s

Haha, no, cause then I’d be paid more.

And then the logging shows that nobody uses half the fields, but the business won’t let you remove any.

Oh no, my company is going to integrate with Service Now! Should I be scared?

Actually it’d be 2009 now.

I love jizz music!

I look forward to them being equipped with the ability to refuel by consuming biomass, self replicating, and having unbreakable encryption so they can’t be stopped!