If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(

Pretty much anything by Marina and the Diamonds. Specifically Pimadonna Girl, though.

Love you

Yeah that sounds like an architect XD

I’m an engineer actually

You’re welcome.

You were the best Blue.

sfl

My brother accidentally cut his foot open with an axe about an hour ago. That’s how much humans love to maim. We do it idly as we work.

Aw, hell yes

Dogpile.com is back

Used to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.

If the balls don’t grow, we will make you rue the fucking day

Walking around your neighborhood and meeting friendly people.

No but seriously I’m interested in this answer as well.

If the balls don’t shrink, you must rethink.

oog sovereign citizen. oog know rights.

If by “a while back” you mean “from the dawn of time immemorial until this day,” then yes

I read somewhere a few years ago that the decline of “you’re welcome” is due to a shifting in definitions or whatever- “you’re welcome” has come to mean “you are always welcome to my free labor” whereas “no problem” says something more like “I don’t have an issue spending my time on you.”

Just sent this to my son, my brother, and my ex wife. Tee-hee.

Yeah, my retardation kept me from passing it