Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a “cleaning solution”!

Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.

I’d like to apologize for my remarks regarding banana

A) that seems backwards: an under ripe banana will be stiff inside so you can snap the peel around the stem when you bend it, while a riper, softer banana will mush inside when you bend the stem. And,

B) like I give a fuck what a banana wants

Cake does not encapsulate and is therefore toast.

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

Take a bag, fill it with water, and grip it loosely at the top so all your fingers wrap around like a loose fist.

Now, without turning the bag, use your other hand to empty it by squeezing out the water.

You get most of it out, but there’s still some in there, even if you squeeze violently and it seems like nothing else can come out.

Also, for most of human history, if you’ve poisoned yourself ingesting something, chances are the next thing you’re ingesting is still poisoned. It’s only recently we’ve worked out distilled poison and purified water. So, biologically speaking, better to just be sick for a day so you can get to a different water/food source.

I don’t know anything about EV efficiency, but the rates are inverse, so they are drastically different.

Fish gets 3.3kwh/mile

Peacock gets 4 miles/kwh or 0.25kwh/mile

Diplomacy. They can improve diplomacy. Will they? Absolutely not. But they could.

Jokes on you, commie! Space is part of the US of A. You put a flag up there, it’s yours. Thems the rules.

I still fucking love Star Wars. I’m super excited for this game.

I will never pay $110 for a god damn video game. And neither should any Star Wars fan.

It’s Butlerweave or nothing for me!

Oh no! Actors being paid the minimum legal amount?!

Think of how much it will cost to produce now that they have to pay the least they can possibly be allowed to pay someone!

You won’t come after me if I right click? Legally, I mean.

Sound like entrapment tbh

“How can I fix this so I don’t have to throw it away?”

“Go back in time, idiot!”

I’ve used tin foil to make the same repair. You can be as sloppy as you like, after it fits snuggly, you can just peel/rub off any excess.

To be clear: climate change requires individual responsibility. Keeping your kids off legitimate online pornography websites is too big for citizens to handle on their own and requires government intervention.

I always felt that way about Hershey chocolate! Glad to finally have confirmation that it literally tastes like I just threw up.

People using ‘infuriating’ when they should be using ‘irritating’

I wouldn’t be shocked by how poorly Blizzard treated its employees unless they literally had someone pacing through the office whipping employees whose retinal activity slowed below minimal compliance.

Humans have hit living things with sticks and rocks since we learned it hurts them more than us. You can’t blame patriarchy or the media for that.

Hate and fear are inherent to people. But that’s like how we have an inherent appetite for sugar, fat, and salt.

Love is like exercise. Sometimes kids want to do nothing, sometimes all they want to do it run around. They need to learn that it is good for them and ultimately makes them feel good. Some do on their own, some need to be taught, and some don’t learn it and make a point to avoid it. And the longer you go without doing it, the harder it is to start again.

We built societies and civilizations on the very idea of being greater than our nature.